Hans-Jürgen "Houns, Hr. Dins, Schrinzleder" Dinsleder

 

 

roadi

 

statements::            

                        FUCK!

                        shut up, idiot! !

                        the legend, of the legendary Houns;

                        my dick playes all the stunts in the film Godzilla!!!  

                        get faster !!!

                        it doesn´t matter 

                        oh sorry, I´ve thougt, that you´re my girlfriend !!

                        want some dick?

                        Frantic, tic, tic, tic,  tac?  

                        aaaaaasssssoooooo ?!?

 

favorite beer:         Puntigamer

 

favorite bands:                     

                        Iron Maiden, Cannibal Corpse,

                        Metallica, Amon Amarh,

                        Lordi, Soulfly,

                        Sepultura, Six Feet Under,

                        Rammstein, J.B.O.

                        Kool Savas, Arch Enemy,  

                        Arch Enemy, Mob rules,

                        Eminem, Clawfinger 

                        usw. 

  girlfriend status : NEVER ! (he takes everthing, that comes his way)

 

Our Houns is always on our side – so we decide to make him to our roadi ; he always drinks our beer, until we´re practicing !!! thank you very much !!!

He´s not beautiful, his brain doesn´t work and everyone will get some damage after meeting him (joke!)

Houns is on every metal-concert, doesn´t matter where it is (Germany, Vienna, Guggitzpotschn …) with the Froaß.

He also work´s at the ambulance in our hometown (so please: do not have an accident - this man will rescue you!!!);

He also believes in the “deere-god-religion”* !!! hell yeah !!!

 

God save the Houns !!!  

 

 

      * deere-god religion: 

 

we came on that, as we´re drunk;

we saw the head of a deer on a Jägermeister-bottle - so the "deere-god" was born;

since that moment, we still believe in the deere-god, which sprirt makes us stronger (from bottle, to bottle);

 

 

**Schrinz:

Schrinz isn´t easy to understand.

    Schrinz ist all what´s horrorble, ugly, grind ....

    for exampe: Schrinz-metal (Gore, Grind-Metal, like Cannibal    

              Corpse, Six Feed Under, Sinister...)

 

   in the beginnig we won´t that stuff, but now we praise it!!

 

words for your life: "the Schrinz will win and kick the richtest ass!!!